August 2008
11 posts
The Beatles to German to The Beatles
“Hey Jude”
Hey, Jude, don’t form it bad taking you a sad song and form you it better for reminding you to leave then be able to do it into your heart you begin to form it better for Hey, Jude, don’ t has fear you was formed, in order to out-happen and it too receives the minute started you it under your skin then to catch you to form it better. And every time you believe...
“When I’m driving here I see a sign that says, CAUTION: SMALL CHILDREN PLAYING. I...”
– Jonathan Katz (via livejamie)
Jonathan Katz to livejamie to Italian to livejamie to Jonathan Katz
“When I am guiding here you see it a sign that it says, ATTENTION: SMALL GAME OF THE CHILDREN. I slow down and then one introduces me: Children are not frightened of little ones.”
Dear Mary Rambin,
maryrambin:
frangry:
“I understand that you are trying to be helpful and informative with this post, but you are fucking retarded. You are sending your readers to a location that DOES NOT EXIST. Mulberry and Elizabeth run PARALLEL to one another!… “ xo Frangry
Actually they intersect you stupid bitch. And here’s a tip for you: your snark makes YOU look stupid and pathetic. I hope you find...
“People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like.”
– Book review by Abraham Lincoln (via bunkercomplex)
Abraham Lincoln to bunkercomplex to Chinese to bunkercomplex to Abraham Lincoln
“This kind of matter will discover likely this kind of matter they the people like.”
“She looked like the kind of woman who is trouble but may be worth it.”
– My desired epithet (via juliaallison)
juliaallison to Korean to juliaallison
“She seems and like type of woman who is a trouble and but it the map which will have a value she does not know.”
No big deal.
lfarm:
Today I am wearing a shirt that I last wore while at the shooting range. It has two small pockets. This morning I went to grab it and 5 bullet casings fell out of one of the pockets. I thought to myself…”I am SUCH a badass.”
lfarm to Italian to lfarm
Today I am carrying a shirt that has carried last time while to the execution range. It has two small pockets. This morning has gone to...
“I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him...”
– -Mark Twain (via theshalom)
Mark Twain to theshalom to Korean to theshalom to Mark Twain
“I completely deny a duel. The man challenges in me in case, kindly will kill him, had and went and guided in compliance with the hand forgived in quiet place.”
Why do bitches with cankles wear ankle bracelets?
frangry:
The last thing you should be doing is drawing attention to the monstrosity of an elephant foot. Dumbass.
frangry to Greek to frangry
Why the dogs with the cankles do wear bracelets of ankles? The last thing that should draws attention to the monstrosity of one leg of elephants. Speechless assistant.
Pet Peeve
onemoretimewithfeeling:
When people say ”anyways.”
onemoretimewithfeeling to Italian to onemoretimewithfeeling
Domestic Animal Peeve When people say “however.”
“It’s time is limited, as soon as does not waste it that some lives another...”
– “Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma - which is living with the results of other people’s thinking. Don’t let the noise of other’s opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and...
peterwknox:
I never actually DO as much as I SAY or WANT TO, so I either need to be less ambitious or do more.
peterwknox to Chinese to peterwknox
Just like I said I never in fact do same or must be right, therefore I need to be not ambitious or do am more.