August 2008
11 posts
The Beatles to German to The Beatles
“Hey Jude”
Hey, Jude, don’t form it bad taking you a sad song and form you it better for reminding you to leave then be able to do it into your heart you begin to form it better for Hey, Jude, don’ t has fear you was formed, in order to out-happen and it too receives the minute started you it under your skin then to catch you to form it better. And every time you believe...
“When I’m driving here I see a sign that says, CAUTION: SMALL CHILDREN PLAYING. I...”
– Jonathan Katz (via livejamie)
Jonathan Katz to livejamie to Italian to livejamie to Jonathan Katz
“When I am guiding here you see it a sign that it says, ATTENTION: SMALL GAME OF THE CHILDREN. I slow down and then one introduces me: Children are not frightened of little ones.”
Dear Mary Rambin,
maryrambin:
frangry:
“I understand that you are trying to be helpful and informative with this post, but you are fucking retarded. You are sending your readers to a location that DOES NOT EXIST. Mulberry and Elizabeth run PARALLEL to one another!… “ xo Frangry
Actually they intersect you stupid bitch. And here’s a tip for you: your snark makes YOU look stupid and pathetic. I hope you find...
“People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like.”
– Book review by Abraham Lincoln (via bunkercomplex)
Abraham Lincoln to bunkercomplex to Chinese to bunkercomplex to Abraham Lincoln
“This kind of matter will discover likely this kind of matter they the people like.”
“She looked like the kind of woman who is trouble but may be worth it.”
– My desired epithet (via juliaallison)
juliaallison to Korean to juliaallison
“She seems and like type of woman who is a trouble and but it the map which will have a value she does not know.”
No big deal.
lfarm:
Today I am wearing a shirt that I last wore while at the shooting range. It has two small pockets. This morning I went to grab it and 5 bullet casings fell out of one of the pockets. I thought to myself…”I am SUCH a badass.”
lfarm to Italian to lfarm
Today I am carrying a shirt that has carried last time while to the execution range. It has two small pockets. This morning has gone to...
“I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him...”
– -Mark Twain (via theshalom)
Mark Twain to theshalom to Korean to theshalom to Mark Twain
“I completely deny a duel. The man challenges in me in case, kindly will kill him, had and went and guided in compliance with the hand forgived in quiet place.”
Why do bitches with cankles wear ankle bracelets?
frangry:
The last thing you should be doing is drawing attention to the monstrosity of an elephant foot. Dumbass.
frangry to Greek to frangry
Why the dogs with the cankles do wear bracelets of ankles? The last thing that should draws attention to the monstrosity of one leg of elephants. Speechless assistant.
Pet Peeve
onemoretimewithfeeling:
When people say ”anyways.”
onemoretimewithfeeling to Italian to onemoretimewithfeeling
Domestic Animal Peeve When people say “however.”
“It’s time is limited, as soon as does not waste it that some lives another...”
– “Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma - which is living with the results of other people’s thinking. Don’t let the noise of other’s opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and...
peterwknox:
I never actually DO as much as I SAY or WANT TO, so I either need to be less ambitious or do more.
peterwknox to Chinese to peterwknox
Just like I said I never in fact do same or must be right, therefore I need to be not ambitious or do am more.
July 2008
16 posts
“To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...”
– Woody Allen (via maniacalrage)
Woody Allen to maniacalrage to Dutch to maniacalrage to Woody Allen
“Love must suffer. To avoid suffering, one does not have love. But does not suffer on the other side, one from loving. For this reason to love is suffer; do not have love suffering; suffering...
Is there an Ann Landers for twentysomething white...
toomuchawesome:
My roommate bought me a Digiorno pizza as a “Congrats For Quitting Your Job!” gift. I cooked it last night and ate a fourth of it, leaving the rest in the refrigerator. I came home tonight to see she had eaten two-thirds of the left over, leaving me one slice for myself. Can I be legitimately angry because she ate my food if it was a gift?
toomuchawesome to German to...
topherchris:
Thanks for following me, everybody. I hit a milestone today and while I’m fully aware that it doesn’t mean anything in the real world (other than, say, I am a dork), it’s still a nice indicator of the fact that I’ve stuck with this blogging platform longer than any other and that I get much enjoyment out of it and out of all of you.
Thanks.
topherchris to Korean to topherchris
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“ ‘You see, we cannot draw lines and compartments and refuse to budge beyond...”
– Rohinton Mistry (A Fine Balance) (via tumblinas)
tumblinas to Chinese to tumblinas
“You looked, we are impossible to draw a line and compartmented and the waste move outside them. Sometimes you must use your defeat to take the stepping-stone to the success. You must maintain between hopes...
Tumblr Swingin
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AntiKris & Blakeley to French to AntiKris & Blakeley
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AntiKris: you should throw an orgy of tumblr for all the weirdos which must obtain some
AntiKris: (I will not attend this part)
Blakeley: it would be filled of types
AntiKris: a merry orgy
Blakeley: although that could function, a big room sunk like the dark part
Blakeley: They'd never know
AntiKris: that would be impressive to light all the lights then
AntiKris: the boy egg would be their faces everywhere
Blakeley: ewwwwww!
Blakeley: i know what you did there
AntiKris: hahahha
Blakeley: you are rough
AntiKris: duh
Dear World:
hipsterdiet:
Here’s a big hug from me. Things suck sometimes, but at the end of it all I got nothing but love.
hipsterdiet to Japanese to hipsterdiet
Valuable earth, As for the embrace where am large from I there is here. Things occasionally inhale, but I obtained love in all end.
Ways to Lose at Tony Hawk's Pro Skater →
nostrich:
After launching off the vert ramp, your board achieves sufficient velocity to enter a low earth orbit. Trapped in space, forever falling, you rack up a score modifier that ranks in the trillions, but you fail to stick the landing after your frozen corpse disintegrates upon re-entry.
nostrich to Japanese to nostrich
After the launching, your board achieves the speed which is...
Am I asking too much?
bagcoffee:
katherinemarie:
I want to do work that is inspiring.
I want what I do to inspire me.
Fuck inspiration. I want motivation. Inspiration is easy. You want inspiration? Look in a newspaper. Go to the supermarket and walk down the cereal isle. Inspiration is cheap. It can be mass produced. It can distract you. It fucking comes out of a tap!
Motivation is harder to come by. Usually,...
frangry:
It annoys me when I’m on some random blog and I go to hit “Follow” and then I realize it’s not actually a Tumblr blog. Just sayin.
frangry to Japanese to frangry
As for that when I is optional, me seductively, I continuing and “hitting” it goes, then it actualizes that really without being of Tumblr. You say exactly.
“The patriotism is the eagerness to kill and to be killed for trite reasons.”
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“Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.”
Bertrand Russell (who would probably, along with me, disagree with Squashed that loving Enlightenment ideals does a patriot make.) (via dailymeh)
Bertrand Russell to dailymeh to Greek to daily meh to Bertrand...
The Mall
onemoretimewithfeeling:
My sister just texted me, and asked if I wanted to go to the mall after work. Does she even know me? Seriously. I hate the mall. She wants to go, and I quote: “Cuz I wanna. No cuz I have a free makeup bag at victorias secret and i wanna go to vanity, and i was gonna get katies present”
I’ll probably go anyway. Cuz I wanna.
onemoretimewithfeeling to French to...
marco:
The Facebook redesign seems to have missed two points:
Whitespace is good, but adding whitespace around a billion tiny things doesn’t really solve the problem of having a billion tiny things on screen.
There’s a difference between activity and content. Content is activity, but activity is not content. Showing me the fine details of how my high-school classmates change their Facebook...
topherchris:
I really wish women would stop saying things like “men are assholes” — grouping us all together based on the acts of one individual… like say, me. Just because I am a total asshole jerkface dickwad bastard doesn’t give you the right to apply that to my entire gender. Geesh.
topherchris to Italian to topherchris
I really wish that the women have stopped to say the things as “the...
ALERT ALERT!
juliaallison:
Man moving into the 2 bedroom down the hall! Has flat screen! And dog! Doorman reports no sight of woman nearby. Movers confirm.
PLAN OF ATTACK TBD!
well. It’s either him or Rosie O’Donnell, across the hall.
Good to have options.
Julia to German to Julia
ALARM ALARM!
Man a moving into the bedroom 2 down resound! Has flat screen! And dog! Doorman reports on no sight of...