Translating Tumblrs

The Beatles to German to The Beatles

“Hey Jude” Hey, Jude, don’t form it bad taking you a sad song and form you it...

Aug 21st

“When I’m driving here I see a sign that says, CAUTION: SMALL...”
— Jonathan Katz (via livejamie) ...

Aug 20th

Dear Mary Rambin,

maryrambin: frangry: “I understand that you are trying to be helpful and informative with this...

Aug 18th

“People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort...”
— Book review by Abraham Lincoln...

Aug 15th

“She looked like the kind of woman who is trouble but may be...”
— My desired epithet (via...

Aug 13th

No big deal.

lfarm: Today I am wearing a shirt that I last wore while at the shooting range. It has two small...

Aug 11th

“I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge...”
— -Mark Twain (via theshalom) ...

Aug 6th

Why do bitches with cankles wear ankle...

frangry: The last thing you should be doing is drawing attention to the monstrosity of an elephant...

Aug 5th

Pet Peeve

onemoretimewithfeeling: When people say ”anyways.” onemoretimewithfeeling to Italian to...

Aug 5th

“It’s time is limited, as soon as does not waste it...”
— “Your time is limited,...

Aug 4th

peterwknox: I never actually DO as much as I SAY or WANT TO, so I either need to be less ambitious...

Aug 4th